How to Find Witty Comebacks For Bullies
- 1). When looking for witty comebacks for bullies-don't settle for the typical "your momma" jokes its expected and immature. Again, focus on what makes the bully really insecure. Normally that's why they're picking on you.
- 2). Once you've found the insecurities of the bully, don't point the obvious one out, but go for something less expected. So say if the bully stutters and they smell funny; go for the "smell funny". Make no DIRECT attacks but find someone else to suggest that "wow it smells like bacon in here, doesn't it Susy?" Look at the bacon bully and smile. Direct attacks cause for massive escalations and don't work. Go for the subtleties.
- 3). Find the secrets. Again don't look for over the top things when looking for witty comebacks for bullies. But something that strikes the bully odd and leaves him thinking "how did you know that". So say the bully is male and wears man thongs and sings show tunes when he thinks no one is listening, don't go for the man thong thing-its too explosive and typical. Yep, go for the show tunes. And again, don't go direct. Go for the "Hey its like the dude that sings "hello dolly" in the dark. That's right go subtle or go home.
But don't get beat up.
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