If you are anything like me, the sheer joy of having your book published will out way some of the absurd comments you will hear when the news breaks about you being a published author.
So fore warned is fore armed don't you think? Comments that range from the silly to the down right ridiculous, but always keep in mind to some people writing a book is only done by those long scarf wearing types and not mere every day folks like us.
And so to the genuine comments: 1/ I didn't know you could write? What you should say...
Yeah, I learned along time ago, when I was about 5 maybe 6 in a big building with desks and chairs, with other aspiring writers.
What you will say...
I have always had a passion to write and thought what the hell, live the dream and so I did at this point smile and try to look a little coy, they love that.
2/ You must have a lot of time on your hands? What you should say...
Yeah, I have a very understanding boss, and when I shared my dream of writing, she said...
take all the time in the world off, paid of course...
and go write that bestseller.
What you will say...
I suppose so But, I tried to work it round my kids, my partner, my job and write it late into the night so as it wouldn't effect the other important things in my life.
3/ Looks like we may have the next J.
K Rowling in our midst.
(a reference to the fact my book is for kids) What you should say...
Oh not again, if I had a book sale for every comedian that's used that line, it would be a best seller.
What you will say...
Thank you so much, if only (followed by a little nervous laugh, again they love that).
4/ I've got a great idea for a book, could you take a look, maybe get a publisher to have a look too? What you should say...
Absolutely no chance, until you heard I'd wrote my little novel you wouldn't have gave me the time of day, so take your idea and your fancy a coffee to the freeloader press association, goodbye.
What you will say...
Yeah sure, as soon as I get time, it would be a pleasure to look over your work.
5/ Great news about the book Eliza if you give me a copy I'll have a read at it.
What you should say...
My little labour of love is now for SALE from all major book stores and on line at blah, blah, blah so if you want a copy go buy it.
What you will say...
would you that is so good of you, of course I will sign it for you, no problem (a little smile again and a squeeze of their arm for good measure).
And so you have been warned, but at least you are a little more prepared, I only wish someone had prepared me...
happy writing.